Joke of the day........

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gcwenn Jul 2021 10:35pm, 27 Jul 2021 3,618 posts	0 gcwenn I was at the races and a bloke whispered to me "do you want the winner of the next race?" "no thanks" I replied "I only have a small garden"
Dillthedog Jul 2021 7:00am, 28 Jul 2021 4,206 posts	0 Dillthedog I’ve accidentally taken the cats medication... don’t ask meow
Mushroom Jul 2021 7:52am, 28 Jul 2021 1,762 posts	0 Mushroom If anyone has a better fish pun, let minnow.
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 8:41am, 28 Jul 2021 20,515 posts	0 Bazoaxe How do you stop a fish from smelling ? Cut off its nose
JK chameleon Jul 2021 9:23am, 28 Jul 2021 14,740 posts	0 JK chameleon Two birds stood on a perch. One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"
colindglen Jul 2021 10:20am, 28 Jul 2021 2,017 posts	0 colindglen These jokes are off the scale
Jason1969 Jul 2021 2:22pm, 28 Jul 2021 12,865 posts	0 Jason1969 I went to buy a goldfish. The bloke asked me if I wanted an aquarium. I said I wasn't bothered what star sign it was.
Sweaty Frank Jul 2021 8:49pm, 28 Jul 2021 2,351 posts	0 Sweaty Frank When my kid is upset I let her colour my tattoo!
Sweaty Frank Jul 2021 8:50pm, 28 Jul 2021 2,352 posts	0 Sweaty Frank ...she needs a shoulder to Crayon.
Mushroom Jul 2021 10:09am, 29 Jul 2021 1,768 posts	0 Mushroom An English man, a French man, a Spaniard and a German all log on to a Zoom call. The host wants to check if the video is working, so he says "Can you all see me?" In turn, they all call out: "Yes", "Oui", "Si", "Ja"