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MarkyMarkMark (3M) Jul 2021 3:23pm, 27 Jul 2021 15,785 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear.
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 3:27pm, 27 Jul 2021 20,511 posts	0 Bazoaxe I got a 12/1 tip for the horses yesterday. Lunchtime By the time I backed it, it was 1/2
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 3:27pm, 27 Jul 2021 20,512 posts	0 Bazoaxe Another horse tip, never been beaten. Dusty Carpet
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 3:28pm, 27 Jul 2021 20,513 posts	0 Bazoaxe And I got a great tip for Ayr. Open the window
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Jul 2021 3:36pm, 27 Jul 2021 15,788 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) Horse jokes? How very dare you (in the light of my recent conversation on "Things that grind your gears" thread)! "Healthy Beefburgers: Low in fat, low in Shergar." (An oldie but a goody!)
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 3:49pm, 27 Jul 2021 20,514 posts	0 Bazoaxe not a thread I follow
colindglen Jul 2021 8:31pm, 27 Jul 2021 2,015 posts	0 colindglen What this thread needs is a joke about a Virgin pilot
Dooogs Jul 2021 8:31pm, 27 Jul 2021 6,967 posts	0 Dooogs This is alarmingly reminiscent of The Day Today horses - "and it's Trust Me, I'm A Stomach, followed by Massive Bereavement". The worst Partridge-esque horse name I could think of, in a series of glue factory themed names, was Strength Through Gloy.
Jock Itch Jul 2021 10:17pm, 27 Jul 2021 13,533 posts	0 Jock Itch Anus
gcwenn Jul 2021 10:34pm, 27 Jul 2021 3,617 posts	0 gcwenn I went to a restaurant tonight and ordered the Octopus. "it will take about 4 hours to cook" said the waiter. "Why so long?" I asked " he keeps turning the gas off" he replied

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