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Joke of the day........

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jda
Jul 2021
6:29pm, 26 Jul 2021
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jda
What do you call the president of the US nude sunbathing association?

Jul 2021
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Sprout
What do you call a woman who throws all her bills on the fire ?

Bernadette
Jul 2021
12:25pm, 27 Jul 2021
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Red Squirrel
Hee hee. Bernadette's a new one to me.
Jul 2021
12:38pm, 27 Jul 2021
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Bazoaxe
What do you call a man with a car on his head ?

Jack
Jul 2021
1:58pm, 27 Jul 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
[Bazoaxe: I refer the Honorable Gentleman to my post on page 2096..... yes, 2 pages ago!]
Jul 2021
2:02pm, 27 Jul 2021
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Mushroom
Have we missed some?

What do you call a man with a wire sticking out of his head?
Mike

..or a man wearing a raincoat?
Max

..or a man with a raincoat walking past a churchyard?
Max Bygraves
Jul 2021
2:16pm, 27 Jul 2021
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Bazoaxe
Sorry MMM, I was racking my brains for one that wasnt covered....there must be one

What do you call a Scotsman thats almost home ?

Hamish
Jul 2021
2:20pm, 27 Jul 2021
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
What do you call a Scotsman who makes it to his front garden before falling asleep after a night in the pub?

Hamish

Or the Scotsman who loves the letter 'g'?
Angus
Jul 2021
3:15pm, 27 Jul 2021
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Sprout
What do you call a man with no arms and legs who can swim the channel ?

Clever Dick
Jul 2021
3:16pm, 27 Jul 2021
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GordonG
what do you call a joke thread that needs rescuing?

this one.

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