Joke of the day........

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Jul 2021
3:25pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Nicholls595
What do you call a man in a paper bag?

Russell
Jul 2021
3:26pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Nicholls595
What do you call a woman with a pint of lager on her left shoulder, a pint of bitter on her right shoulder and a pint of Guinness on her head?

Beatrix
Jul 2021
3:43pm, 26 Jul 2021
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GordonG
...a man between two houses?

Ali

... A man and two sheep between two houses?

Ali Baba
Jul 2021
4:08pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Rossco Peeko
What do you call a woman with a pint of lager on her left shoulder, a pint of bitter on her right shoulder, a pint of Guinness on her head and holding a snooker cue?

Beatrix Potter
Jul 2021
4:09pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Mushroom
[Is it a slow joke day...?]
Jul 2021
4:15pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Derby Tup
[ No, it is a bad joke day . . . ]
Jul 2021
5:11pm, 26 Jul 2021
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JK *chameleon*
[And yet, it seems to be a slight improvement... ;) ]
PK
Jul 2021
6:12pm, 26 Jul 2021
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PK
What do you call a woman standing between two posts?

Annette
PK
Jul 2021
6:13pm, 26 Jul 2021
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PK
What do you call a girl with a kebab on her head?

Donna
PK
Jul 2021
6:14pm, 26 Jul 2021
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PK
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the beech?

Sandy

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