Joke of the day........

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Jul 2021
11:59pm, 25 Jul 2021
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Dooogs
That 1582 is similar to a pair of classics:

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug.

What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas.
Jul 2021
5:53am, 26 Jul 2021
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Bazoaxe
What do you call A man who lost his dog

Douglas.
Jul 2021
2:55pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Groundhog
That makes perfect sense coming from you Bazo. :-)
jda
Jul 2021
3:01pm, 26 Jul 2021
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jda
What do you call a man who installs the golf holes on courses?

Doug Green

What do you call a man who doesn't?

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Jul 2021
3:07pm, 26 Jul 2021
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ZenTao
What do you call a man with rabbit up his bum?

Warren.
Jul 2021
3:14pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Pothunter
What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?

Cliff
Jul 2021
3:14pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Nicholls595
What do you call a man with no arms and legs, in a swimming pool?

Bob
Jul 2021
3:23pm, 26 Jul 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
And what do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Ah, they don't write them like this any more.... ;-)
Jul 2021
3:24pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Rossco Peeko
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen
Jul 2021
3:24pm, 26 Jul 2021
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Rossco Peeko
What do you call a woman with two legs the same length?

Noleen

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