Joke of the day........

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Jul 2021
11:44am, 16 Jul 2021
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Nellers
I’ve start d doing lunges to get fit. It’s not going to solve everything but it’s a big step forward.
Jul 2021
7:26pm, 16 Jul 2021
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Mushroom
Parking is a joke...

Jul 2021
7:27pm, 16 Jul 2021
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Nicholls595
.... he gave me a kite.
Jul 2021
7:27pm, 16 Jul 2021
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Mushroom
I've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants.

It's driving me nuts...
Jul 2021
7:46pm, 16 Jul 2021
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richmac
"Doc, it hurts when I do this"

"Don't do it then"
Jul 2021
7:49pm, 16 Jul 2021
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Nicholls595
.... we haven't got a back passage, so I put them on top of the piano.

For all the good they did, I might as well have shoved them up my arse.
Jul 2021
9:25pm, 16 Jul 2021
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Seratonin
I got a strawberry stuck up my bum........

Oh! I've got some cream for that :-)
Jul 2021
8:06am, 17 Jul 2021
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colindglen
Anus
Jul 2021
8:07am, 17 Jul 2021
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Grumpypants
- I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
- Pull yourself together
Jul 2021
8:34am, 17 Jul 2021
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Muttley
I keep thinking I'm a moth.

You need to see the psychologist, in room 10.

I know, but your light's on.

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