Joke of the day........

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Nellers Jul 2021 11:44am, 16 Jul 2021 38,819 posts	0 Nellers I’ve start d doing lunges to get fit. It’s not going to solve everything but it’s a big step forward.
Mushroom Jul 2021 7:26pm, 16 Jul 2021 1,725 posts	0 Mushroom Parking is a joke...
Nicholls595 Jul 2021 7:27pm, 16 Jul 2021 25,121 posts	0 Nicholls595 .... he gave me a kite.
Mushroom Jul 2021 7:27pm, 16 Jul 2021 1,726 posts	0 Mushroom I've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants. It's driving me nuts...
richmac Jul 2021 7:46pm, 16 Jul 2021 16,215 posts	0 richmac "Doc, it hurts when I do this" "Don't do it then"
Nicholls595 Jul 2021 7:49pm, 16 Jul 2021 25,127 posts	0 Nicholls595 .... we haven't got a back passage, so I put them on top of the piano. For all the good they did, I might as well have shoved them up my arse.
Seratonin Jul 2021 9:25pm, 16 Jul 2021 34,842 posts	0 Seratonin I got a strawberry stuck up my bum........ Oh! I've got some cream for that
colindglen Jul 2021 8:06am, 17 Jul 2021 1,972 posts	0 colindglen Anus
Grumpypants Jul 2021 8:07am, 17 Jul 2021 1,703 posts	0 Grumpypants - I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains. - Pull yourself together
Muttley Jul 2021 8:34am, 17 Jul 2021 1,174 posts	0 Muttley I keep thinking I'm a moth. You need to see the psychologist, in room 10. I know, but your light's on.