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Jul 2021
8:28am, 11 Jul 2021
6,008 posts
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daz1927
This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat.
It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her.
I went back to my house and told my dog.
We laughed a lot.
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Jul 2021
8:29am, 11 Jul 2021
6,009 posts
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daz1927
Thought for today: We can land men on the moon, but still can’t come up with a wig that fits Elton John.
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Jul 2021
8:32am, 11 Jul 2021
6,010 posts
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daz1927
I was having a few drinks with a load of italian supporters earlier.
It was in a pub in Glasgow
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Jul 2021
8:33am, 11 Jul 2021
6,011 posts
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daz1927
It’s summertime, the weather is fine and I just love going out for long walks to feel the sun on my body.
I can do without the sexual harassment such as, “pretty dress there, drop your top for the lads” or “wow, nice plump legs, if somewhat hairy, wanna wrap them round my neck ?”
Today though was much worse “your dress is too short, we can see your bollocks.”
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Jul 2021
11:09am, 11 Jul 2021
8,641 posts
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GordonG
It's said that a lot of Scots are supporting England's opponents for today's final. I wonder who England supporters will cheer for if Scotland get to a final?
I guess we'll never know...
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Jul 2021
6:32pm, 11 Jul 2021
6,012 posts
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daz1927
My friend Jack Hughes just got a job as a prosecutor in France...
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Jul 2021
6:59pm, 11 Jul 2021
6,853 posts
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Dooogs
[We had a player called Jack Hunt for a couple of seasons, which always felt like it should have been a punchline but we couldn't work out the set-up]
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Jul 2021
11:10pm, 11 Jul 2021
7,433 posts
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
It's said that a half the population of England are watching today's final. I wonder how they'll celebrate a tournament final win?
I guess we'll never know...
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Jul 2021
11:12pm, 11 Jul 2021
19,166 posts
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Chrisity
Actually we already have, personally I went out and played football.
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Jul 2021
11:29pm, 11 Jul 2021
7,742 posts
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Eynsham Red
Yes, we have. That’s one of the good things about being my age is that I will remember that even if there isn’t another one.
World Cup is one better than European Championship anyway 😉
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Mundane Joke Thread
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