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MarkyMarkMark (3M) Jul 2021 8:30am, 8 Jul 2021 15,691 posts	Quote Pin MarkyMarkMark (3M) Football: It's so close to coming home that Priti Patel is thinking about an entry ban.
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 8:46am, 8 Jul 2021 20,319 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe Brilliant
jda Jul 2021 9:01am, 8 Jul 2021 10,476 posts	Quote Pin jda Last time Sterling tumbled that quickly was the day of the Brexit vote.
Binks Jul 2021 11:50am, 8 Jul 2021 8,072 posts	Quote Pin Binks Boris Johnson insists he's always been a keen supporter of the England football team. Ever since he saw Jonny Wilkinson score a century at Wimbledon.
MrMole Jul 2021 12:30pm, 8 Jul 2021 131 posts	Quote Pin MrMole I guess strawberry but it was orange, I guessed toffee but it was peanut, I guessed chocolate but it was coffee. I was wrong on so many revels.
MrMole Jul 2021 12:30pm, 8 Jul 2021 132 posts	Quote Pin MrMole So to cut a long story short, I’ve decided to become a film editor
Mushroom Jul 2021 9:02am, 10 Jul 2021 1,712 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I like to give my friends nicknames of high street stores. I wonder who'll be next..?
Mushroom Jul 2021 9:30am, 10 Jul 2021 1,713 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I hadn't spotted this match was on..
Diogenes Jul 2021 11:24am, 10 Jul 2021 61,193 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I'm putting on a display of Euro 2020 memorabilia, one item at a time. Jack Grealish's hairband is the curtain-raiser.
Binks Jul 2021 11:49am, 10 Jul 2021 8,073 posts	Quote Pin Binks England vs Italy tickets at Wembley on Sunday up for grabs.. My mate has 2 tickets for the England vs Italy game at Wembley Stadium this Sunday. He didn’t realise the match and his wedding is on the same day, so he can’t go! If you’re interested and want to go instead of him, it’s at St. Andrew’s Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah.