Joke of the day........

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Jul 2021
10:11am, 6 Jul 2021
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Weean
Wheely, we're going to do this long list of puns thing?
Jul 2021
10:14am, 6 Jul 2021
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Sigh
I went for a run last week with my electrician friend. We only did a short circuit.
Jul 2021
10:17am, 6 Jul 2021
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Sigh
A mother stopped by unexpectedly at her recently-married son's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," her daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," her daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

On the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
Jul 2021
11:44am, 6 Jul 2021
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12barDavid
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Sigh, I hope you didn’t blow a fuse when your electrician friend beat you.
Jul 2021
11:45am, 6 Jul 2021
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Nicholls595
Yes, you are going to have to amp up your training
Jul 2021
11:50am, 6 Jul 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
Surely that depends on his current load?
Jul 2021
12:11pm, 6 Jul 2021
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riggys99
He could have some capacity to fit in some resistance training as long as he doesn’t ohm and here about it
Jul 2021
12:20pm, 6 Jul 2021
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richmac
Watt is all this?
um
Jul 2021
12:20pm, 6 Jul 2021
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um
What's potential for alternating with that pole volt joke?
Jul 2021
12:29pm, 6 Jul 2021
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Diogenes
There’s going to be a new tv show about people who have changed career because of Covid.

So far they’ve just made the pilot episode.

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