Joke of the day........

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Weean Jul 2021 10:11am, 6 Jul 2021 1,521 posts	0 Weean Wheely, we're going to do this long list of puns thing?
Sigh Jul 2021 10:14am, 6 Jul 2021 9,698 posts	0 Sigh I went for a run last week with my electrician friend. We only did a short circuit.
Sigh Jul 2021 10:17am, 6 Jul 2021 9,699 posts	0 Sigh A mother stopped by unexpectedly at her recently-married son's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," her daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother exclaimed. "This is my love dress," her daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy." On the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she replied. "Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
12barDavid Jul 2021 11:44am, 6 Jul 2021 5,068 posts	0 12barDavid ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Sigh, I hope you didn’t blow a fuse when your electrician friend beat you.
Nicholls595 Jul 2021 11:45am, 6 Jul 2021 24,911 posts	0 Nicholls595 Yes, you are going to have to amp up your training
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Jul 2021 11:50am, 6 Jul 2021 15,663 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) Surely that depends on his current load?
riggys99 Jul 2021 12:11pm, 6 Jul 2021 242 posts	0 riggys99 He could have some capacity to fit in some resistance training as long as he doesn’t ohm and here about it
richmac Jul 2021 12:20pm, 6 Jul 2021 16,148 posts	0 richmac Watt is all this?
um Jul 2021 12:20pm, 6 Jul 2021 4,884 posts	0 um What's potential for alternating with that pole volt joke?
Diogenes Jul 2021 12:29pm, 6 Jul 2021 61,078 posts	0 Diogenes There’s going to be a new tv show about people who have changed career because of Covid. So far they’ve just made the pilot episode.