Joke of the day........

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Jul 2021
3:06pm, 2 Jul 2021
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McGoohan
My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...

My sister went mad when she looked in his pram
Jul 2021
3:07pm, 2 Jul 2021
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Diogenes
Or a de Bruyne triangle warning
Jul 2021
1:21pm, 3 Jul 2021
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Jason1969
Wikiwikiwikipedia is where I go to find out about DJs.
Jul 2021
5:45pm, 3 Jul 2021
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Jock Itch
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes.

The doctor says it's terminal.
Jul 2021
5:50pm, 3 Jul 2021
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Bazoaxe
It’s a bad case
Jul 2021
6:01pm, 3 Jul 2021
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12barDavid
Sounds like your off your trolley Jock.
Jul 2021
6:06pm, 3 Jul 2021
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Fenland Flier
I suppose it's got wings.
Jul 2021
6:58pm, 3 Jul 2021
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swittle
Needs checking out...
Jul 2021
8:51pm, 3 Jul 2021
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Silent Runner
This airport theme has really taken off.
Jul 2021
8:56pm, 3 Jul 2021
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Fenland Flier
Flying high currently.

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