Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup Jun 2021 6:51pm, 24 Jun 2021 50,710 posts	0 Derby Tup [R b m]
daz1927 Jun 2021 6:52pm, 24 Jun 2021 6,005 posts	0 daz1927 Things are getting really serious now. Even around here, the local weed dealer has said he won’t be selling to anyone unless they’ve had both jabs!
daz1927 Jun 2021 6:56pm, 24 Jun 2021 6,006 posts	0 daz1927 When my wife came back from work, I blindfolded her, led her upstairs, and span her around a few times. We stopped and she opened her eyes. That gave my girlfriend enough time to get dressed and sneak out through the back door.
daz1927 Jun 2021 6:57pm, 24 Jun 2021 6,007 posts	0 daz1927 Some people call their wife "Their other half." I call mine "My other 9/10ths"
dUNKle Jun 2021 8:14pm, 24 Jun 2021 60 posts	0 dUNKle Police are investigating a raid at Tiffany's in London. The suspects were last seen running just as fast as they can, holding on to one another's hand.
Diogenes Jun 2021 9:37pm, 24 Jun 2021 60,824 posts	0 Diogenes - I once met Bob Holness in Bangor. - County Down? - No, Blockbusters.
AndyS Jun 2021 11:07am, 25 Jun 2021 398 posts	0 AndyS A duck, a skunk and a deer all went out for dinner. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck... So they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Sigh Jun 2021 1:45pm, 25 Jun 2021 9,626 posts	0 Sigh
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2021 7:11pm, 25 Jun 2021 7,382 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain After Matt Hancock is accused of having an affair, lying to everyone, and being "fucking hopeless", bookies have installed him as the odds-on favourite to be the next Prime Minister.
12barDavid Jun 2021 4:08pm, 26 Jun 2021 5,017 posts	0 12barDavid