Joke of the day........

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Jun 2021
9:04am, 18 Jun 2021
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swittle
:)
Jun 2021
5:02pm, 18 Jun 2021
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colindglen
I head Bilbo Baggins died of a Viagra overdose.

Apparently old Hobbits die hard
Jun 2021
5:17pm, 18 Jun 2021
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Binks
Be careful of a phone scam going around right now. Number starts with 0208. DO NOT PICK UP!

It's Daniel Levy. He'll try and offer you the Tottenham job.

4 of my friends have been stung already today.
Jun 2021
8:47pm, 19 Jun 2021
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Jock Itch
I know thats bollocks. You don't have four friends.
Jun 2021
7:19am, 20 Jun 2021
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Sigh
Jun 2021
5:00pm, 21 Jun 2021
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Jock Itch
My Nan hates her new stairlift. Drives up the fucking wall.
Jun 2021
6:38pm, 22 Jun 2021
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Sigh
The thought of going back to life without a mask scares me...

I've been mouthing "fuck off" to people for months and I'm not sure I can stop.
Jun 2021
10:53am, 24 Jun 2021
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Binks
An onion told me a joke.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Jun 2021
12:59pm, 24 Jun 2021
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richmac
Was it many layered ?
Jun 2021
1:07pm, 24 Jun 2021
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Nicholls595
No more onion gags now, come on, that shallot

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