Joke of the day........

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12barDavid Jun 2021 4:15pm, 26 Jun 2021 5,019 posts	0 12barDavid https://youtu.be/XPAoAMsJuxE I hope this works, I'm not to clever when it comes to micro-chip technology.
dUNKle Jun 2021 7:03pm, 26 Jun 2021 61 posts	0 dUNKle Elton John just called and asked if I wanted to buy his Rolls Royce I said “what reg ?” He replied “I SAID DO YOU WANT TO BUY MY ROLLS ROYCE?”
Mr. K. Jun 2021 2:29pm, 27 Jun 2021 3,674 posts	0 Mr. K. I remember thinking, as I taped the piranha to my boomerang – this could come back to bite me.
Sigh Jun 2021 8:44pm, 27 Jun 2021 9,638 posts	0 Sigh I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding I am actually a family of four.
swittle Jun 2021 11:09pm, 27 Jun 2021 76,956 posts	0 swittle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBpYgpF1bqQ
Shortcut Cam Jun 2021 7:14am, 29 Jun 2021 1,568 posts	0 Shortcut Cam I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
Groundhog Jun 2021 9:46am, 29 Jun 2021 2,499 posts	0 Groundhog I’ve just tried some of Elvis Costello’s Mediterranean sausage range from Waitrose. I must say it was lovely, I think Olive salami is here to stay
Big Al Widepants Jun 2021 1:19pm, 29 Jun 2021 4,729 posts	0 Big Al Widepants I was playing my digital piano. How do think it went on a scale of 1-10?
Jason1969 Jul 2021 3:32pm, 1 Jul 2021 12,861 posts	0 Jason1969 A man asked me if I was Neil Diamond. "I am," I said. He just wanted some of my new smoothie flavour. Swede carrot lime.
Jason1969 Jul 2021 3:40pm, 1 Jul 2021 12,862 posts	0 Jason1969 My wife is my rock. Cold, grey and buried in the garden.