Joke of the day........

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Seratonin Jul 2021 8:33pm, 1 Jul 2021 34,602 posts	0 Seratonin I thought of a really good joke today. It made my two teenage sons laugh: Did you hear about the man who had a crocodile that couldn't get an erection? He took it to the vet and now has some tablets for reptile dysfunction!
Jock Itch Jul 2021 9:20pm, 1 Jul 2021 13,519 posts	0 Jock Itch At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?” He replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”
Silent Runner Jul 2021 9:31pm, 1 Jul 2021 468 posts	0 Silent Runner It took quite a while for Stephen Hawking to write his first book. When it finally came out, I thought "It's about time."
colindglen Jul 2021 11:51am, 2 Jul 2021 1,923 posts	0 colindglen Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.
Diogenes Jul 2021 12:02pm, 2 Jul 2021 61,014 posts	0 Diogenes I saw this bloke I suspected was a Belgian international footballer, so I said to him "Are you Jason?" "No," he replied, so that's how I knew it was him.
Weean Jul 2021 12:57pm, 2 Jul 2021 1,520 posts	0 Weean (That took me a trip to Wikipedia. For others like me, there is a member of the Belgium Euro 2020 squad called Jason Denayer.)
Diogenes Jul 2021 1:59pm, 2 Jul 2021 61,018 posts	0 Diogenes [sorry]
Binks Jul 2021 2:54pm, 2 Jul 2021 8,070 posts	0 Binks That joke should come with a hazard warning
larkim Jul 2021 3:03pm, 2 Jul 2021 14,985 posts	0 larkim Cut the waffle, just tell me a good joke.
Dooogs Jul 2021 3:05pm, 2 Jul 2021 6,819 posts	0 Dooogs As Douglas Adams would have appropriately said, Belgium! hitchhikers.fandom.com