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Jul 2021
8:36am, 30 Jul 2021
16,305 posts
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richmac
Here's an old gag made topical and with animal cruelty removed
Teacher wanting to see emotional growth in their primary class asks
"So kids we didn't win the Euro's, but what are your favourite moments from the tournament?"
Little Johnny, class scratter has his hand up for once and is visibly bouncing on his seat, as he normally never engages teach hopes he's been inspired by knee taking so asks him to tell everyone what he thought was best?
"That guy who shoved the flare up his arse and lit it was awesome"
Shocked, bit not wanting to discourage Johnny from speaking up says
" Rectum Johnny"
"To right, I heard he spent two weeks in the burns unit"
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Jul 2021
8:51am, 30 Jul 2021
20,535 posts
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Bazoaxe
Almost as funny as the time Jonny was asked to explain what the word contagious meant
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Jul 2021
9:27am, 30 Jul 2021
13,534 posts
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Jock Itch
It took the contagious.
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Jul 2021
9:29am, 30 Jul 2021
20,537 posts
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Bazoaxe
When asked how the baldy ageing runner got in in the local 5k 
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Jul 2021
9:58am, 30 Jul 2021
1,771 posts
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Mushroom
Did you know that the Norwegian & Swedish Navy put barcodes on the sides of their boats?
When they return to port they can quickly Scandinavian.
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Jul 2021
10:08am, 30 Jul 2021
1,772 posts
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Mushroom
I can't believe I was so suspicious and paranoid about my wife having an affair that I forced us to move to the Shetlands - so very far from anyone we know.
I was so delighted to find that we'd managed to keep the same window cleaner..
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Jul 2021
6:57pm, 31 Jul 2021
9,907 posts
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Sigh
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Jul 2021
7:37pm, 31 Jul 2021
9,908 posts
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Sigh
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Jul 2021
8:01pm, 31 Jul 2021
38,870 posts
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Nellers
I hadn't realised that Craig David was working with the GB Archery team as their Bow Selector.
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Jul 2021
8:59pm, 31 Jul 2021
13,537 posts
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Jock Itch
Does anyone want to buy some second hand boots? Slide into my DMs
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