Joke of the day........

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richmac Jul 2021 8:36am, 30 Jul 2021 16,305 posts	0 richmac Here's an old gag made topical and with animal cruelty removed Teacher wanting to see emotional growth in their primary class asks "So kids we didn't win the Euro's, but what are your favourite moments from the tournament?" Little Johnny, class scratter has his hand up for once and is visibly bouncing on his seat, as he normally never engages teach hopes he's been inspired by knee taking so asks him to tell everyone what he thought was best? "That guy who shoved the flare up his arse and lit it was awesome" Shocked, bit not wanting to discourage Johnny from speaking up says " Rectum Johnny" "To right, I heard he spent two weeks in the burns unit"
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 8:51am, 30 Jul 2021 20,535 posts	0 Bazoaxe Almost as funny as the time Jonny was asked to explain what the word contagious meant
Jock Itch Jul 2021 9:27am, 30 Jul 2021 13,534 posts	0 Jock Itch It took the contagious.
Bazoaxe Jul 2021 9:29am, 30 Jul 2021 20,537 posts	0 Bazoaxe When asked how the baldy ageing runner got in in the local 5k
Mushroom Jul 2021 9:58am, 30 Jul 2021 1,771 posts	0 Mushroom Did you know that the Norwegian & Swedish Navy put barcodes on the sides of their boats? When they return to port they can quickly Scandinavian.
Mushroom Jul 2021 10:08am, 30 Jul 2021 1,772 posts	0 Mushroom I can't believe I was so suspicious and paranoid about my wife having an affair that I forced us to move to the Shetlands - so very far from anyone we know. I was so delighted to find that we'd managed to keep the same window cleaner..
Sigh Jul 2021 6:57pm, 31 Jul 2021 9,907 posts	0 Sigh
Sigh Jul 2021 7:37pm, 31 Jul 2021 9,908 posts	0 Sigh
Nellers Jul 2021 8:01pm, 31 Jul 2021 38,870 posts	0 Nellers I hadn't realised that Craig David was working with the GB Archery team as their Bow Selector.
Jock Itch Jul 2021 8:59pm, 31 Jul 2021 13,537 posts	0 Jock Itch Does anyone want to buy some second hand boots? Slide into my DMs