Joke of the day........

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AndyS Aug 2021 10:05am, 19 Aug 2021 442 posts	0 AndyS Did you hear about the robot who didn't understand why he ran on DC, while the rest of his family all ran on AC? Turns out he was adapted.
Jock Itch Aug 2021 10:13pm, 20 Aug 2021 13,542 posts	0 Jock Itch You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
Jock Itch Aug 2021 10:13pm, 20 Aug 2021 13,543 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
Jock Itch Aug 2021 10:14pm, 20 Aug 2021 13,544 posts	0 Jock Itch I had an uncle who was an alcoholic. To keep him from drinking, we got him in sculpting school. Sadly, it didn't help. He'd still come home plastered.
Mushroom Aug 2021 10:59pm, 20 Aug 2021 1,803 posts	0 Mushroom I'm currently reading a book about swimming the English Channel. It's by Francis Near..
Angus Clydesdale Aug 2021 11:07pm, 20 Aug 2021 23,123 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale I’m reading Yellow River by I P Daley
Old Croc Aug 2021 7:41am, 21 Aug 2021 33,641 posts	0 Old Croc I am reading How to Cross a River It's by A Ford It's the abridged version
Mushroom Aug 2021 7:52am, 21 Aug 2021 1,804 posts	0 Mushroom
Nicholls595 Aug 2021 9:37am, 21 Aug 2021 25,645 posts	0 Nicholls595 I've just finished "Russian baby's revenge" by Nora Titov
Weean Aug 2021 10:26am, 21 Aug 2021 1,529 posts	0 Weean I've just picked up The Mystery of the Puddle on the Floor, by I P Freely.