Joke of the day........

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Big Al Widepants Aug 2021 3:57pm, 23 Aug 2021 4,748 posts	0 Big Al Widepants It’s hard to say what my mum does for a living. She sells sea shells on the seashore.
Jock Itch Aug 2021 10:14pm, 23 Aug 2021 13,545 posts	0 Jock Itch Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table? Sir Cumference.
Jason1969 Aug 2021 2:44pm, 24 Aug 2021 12,872 posts	0 Jason1969 Since my wife left, I've gambled away all my money, become an alcoholic and got three cats. She's going to be mad as hell when she gets home from work.
Night-owl Aug 2021 4:22pm, 25 Aug 2021 37,669 posts	0 Night-owl Elton John has taken up paddleboarding. In fact he's gotten quite good at it. He's told all his friends, I'm still standing
Jock Itch Aug 2021 6:46pm, 25 Aug 2021 13,546 posts	0 Jock Itch If Night Owls gag gets more than 20 likes I will run naked down my garden
McGoohan Aug 2021 6:47pm, 25 Aug 2021 50,077 posts	0 McGoohan ...and we'll need evidence! C'mon people vote! I've done the first one
Mushroom Aug 2021 6:59pm, 25 Aug 2021 1,809 posts	0 Mushroom I've recently joined a dating app for pyromaniacs and I got a match straight away..!
Cheg Aug 2021 8:03pm, 25 Aug 2021 3,346 posts	0 Cheg Jock. Hope you’re warming up for your evening run.
Night-owl Aug 2021 8:16pm, 25 Aug 2021 37,671 posts	0 Night-owl Jock LOL
mr d Aug 2021 8:42pm, 25 Aug 2021 5,244 posts	0 mr d [I couldn't work out why that joke had loads more likes than the super joke above, until I read the next post. What are you going to do when it hits 30 Jock]