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dUNKle Aug 2021 12:42pm, 21 Aug 2021 63 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle I have a friend who works as a tester in a mattress factory, she doesn't earn much, but at least she's comfortable.
JRitchie Aug 2021 12:43pm, 21 Aug 2021 2,560 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie I’m reading Nail the the Bannister by R.S. Tornaway.
Silent Runner Aug 2021 12:51pm, 21 Aug 2021 475 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner I’m surprised Jock didn’t mention Bruce Lee’s other brother, Instantaneous Lee. He was so quick you couldn’t even see him move.
AndyS Aug 2021 1:20pm, 21 Aug 2021 444 posts	Quote Pin AndyS I just heard about turducken - I know what one of the ingredients is, but what on earth is an ucken?
Binks Aug 2021 2:14pm, 21 Aug 2021 8,076 posts	Quote Pin Binks I nearly lost my job as a roofer when I was caught masturbating on the first day... But luckily, my boss told me that I could wipe the slate clean.
Sigh Aug 2021 2:53pm, 21 Aug 2021 10,045 posts	Quote Pin Sigh
Happy Aug 2021 5:06pm, 21 Aug 2021 17 posts	Quote Pin Happy I’m reading “How I fell out of a window” by Eileen Dover…
Happy Aug 2021 11:49am, 22 Aug 2021 18 posts	Quote Pin Happy Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
K5 Gus Aug 2021 2:18pm, 22 Aug 2021 4,619 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus
Big Al Widepants Aug 2021 5:18pm, 22 Aug 2021 4,747 posts	Quote Pin Big Al Widepants My dad wasted the whole day getting ‘carpe diem’ tattooed on his arm.