Joke of the day........

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dUNKle Aug 2021 12:42pm, 21 Aug 2021 63 posts	0 dUNKle I have a friend who works as a tester in a mattress factory, she doesn't earn much, but at least she's comfortable.
JRitchie Aug 2021 12:43pm, 21 Aug 2021 2,560 posts	0 JRitchie I’m reading Nail the the Bannister by R.S. Tornaway.
Silent Runner Aug 2021 12:51pm, 21 Aug 2021 475 posts	0 Silent Runner I’m surprised Jock didn’t mention Bruce Lee’s other brother, Instantaneous Lee. He was so quick you couldn’t even see him move.
AndyS Aug 2021 1:20pm, 21 Aug 2021 444 posts	0 AndyS I just heard about turducken - I know what one of the ingredients is, but what on earth is an ucken?
Binks Aug 2021 2:14pm, 21 Aug 2021 8,076 posts	0 Binks I nearly lost my job as a roofer when I was caught masturbating on the first day... But luckily, my boss told me that I could wipe the slate clean.
Sigh Aug 2021 2:53pm, 21 Aug 2021 10,045 posts	0 Sigh
Happy Aug 2021 5:06pm, 21 Aug 2021 17 posts	0 Happy I’m reading “How I fell out of a window” by Eileen Dover…
Happy Aug 2021 11:49am, 22 Aug 2021 18 posts	0 Happy Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
K5 Gus Aug 2021 2:18pm, 22 Aug 2021 4,619 posts	0 K5 Gus
Big Al Widepants Aug 2021 5:18pm, 22 Aug 2021 4,747 posts	0 Big Al Widepants My dad wasted the whole day getting ‘carpe diem’ tattooed on his arm.