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McGoohan Dec 2020 2:00pm, 8 Dec 2020 47,584 posts	0 McGoohan You really should try archery while blindfolded... You don't know what you're missing!
Good King Pothunter Dec 2020 9:32pm, 8 Dec 2020 3,325 posts	0 Good King Pothunter I need advice please! My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I've hidden around the house. Someone suggested I should just keep them in the loft. So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake. All the "I'm afraid of the dark" or "I don't like it up here - there are spiders" really got on my nerves. Any other suggestions?
KimCanRun Dec 2020 12:07am, 9 Dec 2020 4,904 posts	0 KimCanRun Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
CrispByNature Dec 2020 12:18am, 9 Dec 2020 42 posts	0 CrispByNature What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!! :D
DavieO Dec 2020 12:20am, 9 Dec 2020 165 posts	0 DavieO How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 8lb 2oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger.
mr d Dec 2020 12:27am, 9 Dec 2020 4,004 posts	0 mr d ‘Jokes’ incoming, decided against retelling the Boris Johnson one. During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Worthy57 Dec 2020 12:33am, 9 Dec 2020 4 posts	0 Worthy57 There’s two fish in a tank, and one says ”How do you drive this thing?”
bish Dec 2020 12:35am, 9 Dec 2020 154 posts	0 bish How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...
DoricDumpling Dec 2020 3:06am, 9 Dec 2020 5,258 posts	0 DoricDumpling What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi
SusiesueHarpTheHeraldAngelsSing Dec 2020 4:58am, 9 Dec 2020 1,594 posts	0 SusiesueHarpTheHeraldAngelsSing How do you handle an angry cheese? Caerphilly!