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BlueArmy Dec 2020 5:00am, 9 Dec 2020 54 posts	0 BlueArmy My running coach told me to increase the volume of my runs. So I unplugged the headphones and played my music from the speakers instead.
recrunner Dec 2020 5:05am, 9 Dec 2020 8 posts	0 recrunner What do you call the Gingerbread Man with a broken leg? . . . . . . Limp Biscuit
Plucky Dec 2020 6:12am, 9 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	0 Plucky Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
HarkyHarkHark Dec 2020 6:33am, 9 Dec 2020 13,541 posts	0 HarkyHarkHark What goes "peck peck peck kaboom!"? A chicken in a mine-field!
Weasie Dec 2020 6:36am, 9 Dec 2020 340 posts	0 Weasie What's the most Common Owl in the UK? The Teat.
Heinzster Dec 2020 6:42am, 9 Dec 2020 1,677 posts	0 Heinzster What's the difference between roast turkey amd pea soup? Any fool can roast a turkey 🦃
Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Dec 2020 6:58am, 9 Dec 2020 6,855 posts	0 Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear My wife told me that I had to stop impersonating s flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
TomahawkMike Dec 2020 7:09am, 9 Dec 2020 3,119 posts	0 TomahawkMike You can't please some women. My wife asked me to make her a bird table for Xmas and then got really mad when she saw she was only 6th.
iaincr Dec 2020 7:15am, 9 Dec 2020 709 posts	0 iaincr What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
Mnp4986 Dec 2020 7:16am, 9 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	0 Mnp4986 Why doesn't Donald Trump have an Advent calendar? Because he wants to STOP THE COUNT!