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Pinners Dec 2020 7:17am, 9 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	0 Pinners Does anybody have a recipe for figgy pudding? I’ve had carol singers outside my door for hours now and they won’t go until they get some.
McGoohan Dec 2020 7:18am, 9 Dec 2020 47,588 posts	0 McGoohan Just hit a record 63 on my local golf course... Now on to the second hole!
DingDocMerrily Dec 2020 7:28am, 9 Dec 2020 38,549 posts	0 DingDocMerrily The lift was broken at work today so I took the stairs. Now no-one can get get back down
SjohnA Dec 2020 7:38am, 9 Dec 2020 235 posts	0 SjohnA What do festive fetch calendars eat? DATES!
NemElf Dec 2020 7:40am, 9 Dec 2020 4 posts	0 NemElf There were three nuns sitting on a park bench, enjoying the world go by. Suddenly a flasher appears and whips open his mac "Whhhhheyyyyyyyy, woooooo!" Two of the nuns have a stroke... ...the third one couldn't reach.
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 7:50am, 9 Dec 2020 7,420 posts	0 Fragile Glass Bauble To test if spaghetti is ready to eat throw it against a wall and if it leaves a dent then it’s still in the tin.
bodwen Dec 2020 7:53am, 9 Dec 2020 3 posts	0 bodwen What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's fingers. I am so, so sorry.
Kaydeepix Dec 2020 7:53am, 9 Dec 2020 4 posts	0 Kaydeepix What's brown and sticky??? A stick...
P.DuB Dec 2020 7:56am, 9 Dec 2020 25 posts	0 P.DuB What do you call a fly with no wings?... A walk
RunningRonnie Dec 2020 8:01am, 9 Dec 2020 1,928 posts	0 RunningRonnie What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deap pan, crisp and even.