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Pegg Dec 2020 8:54am, 9 Dec 2020 283 posts	0 Pegg Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the Inn!
Old Croc Dec 2020 8:56am, 9 Dec 2020 32,556 posts	0 Old Croc What does an occasional table do the rest of the time?
Merry Christmas and Happy NewG(rrr) Dec 2020 8:58am, 9 Dec 2020 36,735 posts	0 Merry Christmas and Happy NewG(rrr) These were the sorts of ones in my Child's Book of Jokes back in the 1970s. What did the stamp say to the letter? Stick with me and we’ll go places! Do you think there will still be stamps in another 20 years? Ooh, that got a bit maudlin! G
Angus Clydesdale Dec 2020 8:59am, 9 Dec 2020 20,951 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale What a shame the challenge wasn’t to tell an original joke. Or at least one that hasn’t been recycled a dozen times over the last few pages.
McGoohan Dec 2020 9:00am, 9 Dec 2020 47,590 posts	0 McGoohan I went to the garden centre earlier and bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?" I replied, "No, you sicko. I'll be putting it up in my living room!"
chunkywizmas Dec 2020 9:00am, 9 Dec 2020 10,692 posts	0 chunkywizmas 2 parrots on a perch, one says to the other 'can you smell fish?'
McGoohan Dec 2020 9:01am, 9 Dec 2020 47,591 posts	0 McGoohan I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint... Now he's high on the list of people I never want to talk to again!
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 9:01am, 9 Dec 2020 7,423 posts	0 Fragile Glass Bauble [It’s in everyone’s interest to tell a good joke in order to get more likes]
McGoohan Dec 2020 9:01am, 9 Dec 2020 47,592 posts	0 McGoohan I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and 4 cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure to be honest," I said. "But that would explain the suitcase!"
Angus Clydesdale Dec 2020 9:01am, 9 Dec 2020 20,952 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale 2 snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says: “Can you smell carrots?”