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Joke of the day........

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Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:26am, 9 Dec 2020 22,938 posts	0 Nicholls595 Set password: Tiny_Tim Sorry, password contains invalid character
Diogenes Dec 2020 9:26am, 9 Dec 2020 55,633 posts	0 Diogenes [Ankh, mine was freshly made this morning, literally out of my own head]
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:27am, 9 Dec 2020 22,939 posts	0 Nicholls595 Last night I had beef stew with dumplings I shouldn't call her that, but she's a big girl
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:28am, 9 Dec 2020 22,940 posts	0 Nicholls595 I went to see an acupuncturist When I got home, my voodoo doll was dead
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:29am, 9 Dec 2020 22,941 posts	0 Nicholls595 A clock from a Salvador Dali painting walks into a bar The barman says "Why the long face?"
Diogenes Dec 2020 9:29am, 9 Dec 2020 55,634 posts	0 Diogenes [Daz, is that you controlling Nico?]
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:31am, 9 Dec 2020 22,942 posts	0 Nicholls595 I've been trying to recapture my lost youth Really must fix that cellar door
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:33am, 9 Dec 2020 22,943 posts	0 Nicholls595 I've been trying to persuade my girlfriend to sexually stimulate me with her keyring, but she just keeps fobbing me off
um 🎄 Dec 2020 9:34am, 9 Dec 2020 3,821 posts	0 um 🎄 What is Forrest Gump's new medium strength password? 1Forrest1
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:36am, 9 Dec 2020 22,944 posts	0 Nicholls595 I asked the vet, "What can I do, I think my dog is racist - he keeps barking at the Asian man next door" The vet said "Muzzle him?" I said "I don't know, but he does have a beard"

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