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McGoohan Dec 2020 9:02am, 9 Dec 2020 47,593 posts	0 McGoohan I used to be a fortune teller, but I only ever predicted terrible winters... Turns out the crystal ball shop sold me a snow globe!
McGoohan Dec 2020 9:02am, 9 Dec 2020 47,594 posts	0 McGoohan A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. "How do ya know exactly how many?" I asked. "Easy. I keep a log!"
McGoohan Dec 2020 9:02am, 9 Dec 2020 47,595 posts	0 McGoohan I asked my solicitor, "How much do you charge?" He said, "£100 for 3 questions." "Isn't that a bit steep?" I said. "Yes. What's your third question?"
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:13am, 9 Dec 2020 22,936 posts	0 Nicholls595 Nah, handles for forks
Bvo Dec 2020 9:13am, 9 Dec 2020 38 posts	0 Bvo What do you call running while listening to your favourite rapper?? A Snoop Jogg
ElDuderino Dec 2020 9:14am, 9 Dec 2020 23,778 posts	0 ElDuderino I've invented a new word.. Plagiarism
Mrsbridgewater Dec 2020 9:16am, 9 Dec 2020 3,868 posts	0 Mrsbridgewater Went to the dentist for some root canal work, was offered two options for anaesthetic - gas and air or being hit over the head with a wooden panel. It was an ether oar situation.
Nicholls595 Dec 2020 9:17am, 9 Dec 2020 22,937 posts	0 Nicholls595 My grief counsellor died today Luckily, he was so good at his job, I don't give a shit
HarkTheHeraldAngels ♫Synge♫ Dec 2020 9:24am, 9 Dec 2020 37,841 posts	0 HarkTheHeraldAngels ♫Synge♫ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honda. Honda who? Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
colindglen Dec 2020 9:25am, 9 Dec 2020 1,175 posts	0 colindglen I used to have a job selling French impressionist paintings but to be honest I only did it for the Monet