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Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Dec 2020
9:35am, 6 Dec 2020
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Derby Tup
How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

Just follow the Fresh Prints
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Dec 2020
1:48pm, 6 Dec 2020
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Jock Itch
Please go and put some washing out or something.
wardi
wardi
Dec 2020
3:43pm, 6 Dec 2020
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wardi
When my talented artist wife gets depressed I let her draw things on my body.

This morning I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
McGoohan
McGoohan
Dec 2020
4:55pm, 6 Dec 2020
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McGoohan
I can't believe how shallow women on dating sites can be...

I'd been chatting to this girl for a while and we were getting on ok, but then she turned round and said she wasn't interested, just because of the type of car I live in!
colindglen
colindglen
Dec 2020
7:56pm, 6 Dec 2020
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colindglen
I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today...

I think it was from my Uncle Ben

(thanks to "rockin around the bigleggy blog" for this one)
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Dec 2020
12:22pm, 8 Dec 2020
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Not to rival or compete with Bigleggy, but The Times shared Gold's best 2020 jokes.

1. What is Dominic Cummings’s favourite Christmas song?

Driving Home for Christmas
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um 🎄
Dec 2020
12:22pm, 8 Dec 2020
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2. Why was production down at Santa’s workshop?

Because many of his workers have had to elf isolate
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um 🎄
Dec 2020
12:23pm, 8 Dec 2020
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3. Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?

All Virgin flights were cancelled
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Dec 2020
12:23pm, 8 Dec 2020
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4. Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?

They have herd immunity
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Dec 2020
12:27pm, 8 Dec 2020
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5. Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown?

Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen

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