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Joke of the day........

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daz1927 Apr 2020 8:08pm, 27 Apr 2020 5,739 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Finally after eleven years I nervously popped the question, and she made me the happiest man on Earth by saying yes. We start divorce proceedings tomorrow.
mr d Apr 2020 9:59pm, 27 Apr 2020 3,643 posts	Quote Pin mr d This evening as I sat in my hi-viz jacket I reflected
Muttley Apr 2020 10:13am, 28 Apr 2020 659 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Breaking news: a man in Saudi Arabia has been convicted of stealing hand sanitizer. He won't be needing it again ...
dUNKle Apr 2020 2:54pm, 28 Apr 2020 15 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle Breaking News. 2 people have just broken into Tiffany's London. Police say they were last seen, 'Running just as fast as they can, holding on to one another’s hands’
mushroom Apr 2020 2:58pm, 28 Apr 2020 1,116 posts	Quote Pin mushroom 'Trying to get away into the night'..?
GordonG Apr 2020 3:22pm, 28 Apr 2020 8,114 posts	Quote Pin GordonG But I think they're alone now.
B Rubble Apr 2020 3:30pm, 28 Apr 2020 2,481 posts	Quote Pin B Rubble There doesn't seem to be anyone around (That'll be lockdown)
minardi Apr 2020 3:31pm, 28 Apr 2020 5,394 posts	Quote Pin minardi noooooo, don't need that as an earworm
richmac Apr 2020 5:18pm, 28 Apr 2020 13,941 posts	Quote Pin richmac They got caught, they put their arms around me and they stumbled to the ground....
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 5:22pm, 28 Apr 2020 5,715 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red ......let’s do the time warp again.......