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Binks Apr 2020 7:22pm, 28 Apr 2020 7,997 posts	0 Binks I don't get the Angus one.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 7:25pm, 28 Apr 2020 40,717 posts	0 Derby Tup I don’t get the pilot - decorator one
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 7:50pm, 28 Apr 2020 5,717 posts	0 Eynsham Red I don’t get the ones that Binks and DT have just posted.
GordonG Apr 2020 8:08pm, 28 Apr 2020 8,116 posts	0 GordonG Wot u trying to say ER, I don't get it.
Jock Itch Apr 2020 8:16pm, 28 Apr 2020 13,215 posts	0 Jock Itch Anus
Markymarkmark Apr 2020 10:31pm, 28 Apr 2020 11,264 posts	0 Markymarkmark Or, as he'd like to be known, Ngus.
TomahawkMike Apr 2020 10:34pm, 28 Apr 2020 2,874 posts	0 TomahawkMike Archeologists have found a cache of pencils thought to belong to William Shakespeare. Unfortunately the ends are so badly chewed they cant tell if they are 2B or not 2B
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 8:37am, 29 Apr 2020 5,719 posts	0 Eynsham Red Markymark, wasn’t he on that antiques programme “Going for a Song”?
Old Croc Apr 2020 8:46am, 29 Apr 2020 31,041 posts	0 Old Croc I have just heard that due to Corona virus lockdown my old local pub The Cricketers' Inn has had to be renamed The Not Out. (my old local really is called The Cricketers)
daz1927 Apr 2020 6:32pm, 29 Apr 2020 5,742 posts	0 daz1927 A man in Saudi Arabia has been caught stealing hand sanitiser. He won't need it now.