Joke of the day........

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mushroom May 2020 2:51pm, 1 May 2020 1,120 posts	0 mushroom note "We won't find out until we grow.."
Derby Tup May 2020 2:52pm, 1 May 2020 40,896 posts	0 Derby Tup Is it this lockdown or am I getting a sense of deja vu on this thread?
Diogenes May 2020 2:53pm, 1 May 2020 48,110 posts	0 Diogenes Are all the real jokes self-isolating? Where's Daz when you need him?
Derby Tup May 2020 2:54pm, 1 May 2020 40,898 posts	0 Derby Tup The thought of what daz might get up to while ‘self isolating’ doesn’t bear thinking about
daz1927 May 2020 7:05am, 2 May 2020 5,746 posts	0 daz1927 Asda is putting vodka up by 1p tomorrow to £20. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's £19.99!
daz1927 May 2020 7:08am, 2 May 2020 5,747 posts	0 daz1927 My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive... Apparently the response, "Dont worry babe your tits cover it", wasn't the response she was looking for!
daz1927 May 2020 7:11am, 2 May 2020 5,748 posts	0 daz1927 Has anyone lost £2,000 wrapped in elastic bands? I've found your elastic bands
daz1927 May 2020 7:14am, 2 May 2020 5,749 posts	0 daz1927 Captain Tom was very pleased to be promoted to colonel on his 100th birthday. Until he was deployed to Afghanistan.
daz1927 May 2020 7:15am, 2 May 2020 5,750 posts	0 daz1927 "I'm looking forward to lockdown ending so that I can take my grandchildren to the park again." Kylie (17) Glasgow
Diogenes May 2020 8:38am, 2 May 2020 48,129 posts	0 Diogenes Phew

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