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mushroom
mushroom
May 2020
2:51pm, 1 May 2020
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*note*

"We won't find out until we grow.."
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2020
2:52pm, 1 May 2020
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Is it this lockdown or am I getting a sense of deja vu on this thread?
Diogenes
Diogenes
May 2020
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Are all the real jokes self-isolating? Where's Daz when you need him?
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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The thought of what daz might get up to while ‘self isolating’ doesn’t bear thinking about :-O
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:05am, 2 May 2020
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Asda is putting vodka up by 1p tomorrow to £20.

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's £19.99!
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:08am, 2 May 2020
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My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive...

Apparently the response, "Dont worry babe your tits cover it", wasn't the response she was looking for!
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:11am, 2 May 2020
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Has anyone lost £2,000 wrapped in elastic bands?

I've found your elastic bands
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:14am, 2 May 2020
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Captain Tom was very pleased to be promoted to colonel on his 100th birthday.

Until he was deployed to Afghanistan.
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:15am, 2 May 2020
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"I'm looking forward to lockdown ending so that I can take my grandchildren to the park again."

Kylie (17) Glasgow
Diogenes
Diogenes
May 2020
8:38am, 2 May 2020
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Phew

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