Joke of the day........

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Markymarkmark May 2020 5:09pm, 4 May 2020 11,306 posts	0 Markymarkmark I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Markymarkmark May 2020 5:10pm, 4 May 2020 11,307 posts	0 Markymarkmark Yes!! Finally got there...
TnoP May 2020 6:48pm, 4 May 2020 2,330 posts	0 TnoP Wish me luck. Tomorrow I'm off to France to compete in the World "Flicking a ruler off the end of a desk" championships It's in the Dordoyne....
Shortcut Cam May 2020 7:07pm, 4 May 2020 1,317 posts	0 Shortcut Cam There was me thinking it was always held in Pyongyang
Shortcut Cam May 2020 7:13pm, 4 May 2020 1,318 posts	0 Shortcut Cam [google search of this joke brings up page 1401] fetcheveryone.com/viewtopic.php?id=7848&page=1401
K5 Gus May 2020 9:01pm, 4 May 2020 3,521 posts	0 K5 Gus [great reading back a few of the pages there, some crackers 😀]
colindglen May 2020 9:10pm, 4 May 2020 477 posts	0 colindglen It couldn’t be held in Pyongyang again as the Dear Leader Kim Jong Un doesn’t approve of other rulers in North Korea.
Diogenes May 2020 9:10pm, 4 May 2020 48,231 posts	0 Diogenes I was thinking about an old favourite of mine earlier, about when I watched the Chubby Checker movie. It has a great twist at the end.
Derby Tup May 2020 9:13pm, 4 May 2020 41,088 posts	0 Derby Tup
Cyclops May 2020 9:35pm, 4 May 2020 4,061 posts	0 Cyclops A Priest, a Rabbit and a Vicar walk into a blood donation centre. The Rabbit says... 'I think I'm a typo'