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daz1927 Apr 2020 6:32pm, 29 Apr 2020 5,743 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 'Virgin needs money' Usually something I see in the back pages of Razzle.
daz1927 Apr 2020 6:43pm, 29 Apr 2020 5,744 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I've just come back from my sex addiction therapist & she says that I've come a long way to reconciling my views on women, not looking at them just as sex objects any more and generally treating them on an equal footing. It sounds to me like she wants me to give her a good seeing to!
GordonG Apr 2020 6:48pm, 29 Apr 2020 8,118 posts	Quote Pin GordonG Nice bit of variation of a totp virgin joke!
Seratonin Apr 2020 8:36pm, 29 Apr 2020 29,120 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin I always thought that Welsh Rarebit was a virgin from Swansea
Chrisity Apr 2020 9:39pm, 29 Apr 2020 17,437 posts	Quote Pin Chrisity No Sera, it exists.
TomahawkMike Apr 2020 5:41am, 30 Apr 2020 2,879 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike Last night I dreamt that i was swimming in bubbly orange water. It was just a Fanta Sea though.
daz1927 Apr 2020 6:29am, 30 Apr 2020 5,745 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving... I've never tried it myself, but my wife does it all the time.
mr d Apr 2020 3:08pm, 30 Apr 2020 3,644 posts	Quote Pin mr d A man was caught Masterbating whilst driving down the M6 earlier. Police reported that the motorist didn't come quietly.
mr d Apr 2020 3:10pm, 30 Apr 2020 3,645 posts	Quote Pin mr d Spell check didn't pick the mistake up, I'll get my coat twice.
Binks May 2020 8:57am, 1 May 2020 7,998 posts	Quote Pin Binks Was he handling swollen goods?