Joke of the day........

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Angus Clydesdale Apr 2020 9:09pm, 26 Apr 2020 17,790 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale What for?
Angus Clydesdale Apr 2020 9:09pm, 26 Apr 2020 17,791 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:10pm, 26 Apr 2020 40,618 posts	0 Derby Tup
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:11pm, 26 Apr 2020 40,619 posts	0 Derby Tup You can lead the horse to water . . .
Chrisity Apr 2020 9:39pm, 26 Apr 2020 17,422 posts	0 Chrisity but
McGoohan Apr 2020 10:03pm, 26 Apr 2020 44,894 posts	0 McGoohan you can't get it to decorate your landing
Sigh Apr 2020 6:47am, 27 Apr 2020 6,095 posts	0 Sigh
Jock Itch Apr 2020 7:48am, 27 Apr 2020 13,212 posts	0 Jock Itch I've just found out who owns Toyah Willcox's local Chinese takeaway. It's a Mr Wee.
Groundhog Apr 2020 11:17am, 27 Apr 2020 780 posts	0 Groundhog First we hear alcohol may prevent the virus, then we hear the opposite. Then we hear heat and humidity have no effect, but wait.....direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So...if you come across some middle aged man stood in his garden drunk and naked....leave me alone, I'm conducting important medical research.
daz1927 Apr 2020 8:02pm, 27 Apr 2020 5,738 posts	0 daz1927 Quarantine, probably day 34 It’s nearly midnight and my wife just asked me what day it was. Being a smart arse I sardonically suggested she Google it. I knew this would cause an argument but at least it meant she didn’t find out that I didn't know either !