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Weean Apr 2020 7:26pm, 26 Apr 2020 1,450 posts	Quote Pin Weean have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
daz1927 Apr 2020 7:46pm, 26 Apr 2020 5,736 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Looking forward to the Autumn already , and the Nation's brand new TV show. Strictly come distancing.
daz1927 Apr 2020 7:51pm, 26 Apr 2020 5,737 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Kim Jong Un is dead: the rumours were confirmed when they buried his heart surgeon today.
Diogenes Apr 2020 8:15pm, 26 Apr 2020 47,926 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Good one Daz
mushroom Apr 2020 8:35pm, 26 Apr 2020 1,115 posts	Quote Pin mushroom Anybody know a decorator..?
Derby Tup Apr 2020 8:36pm, 26 Apr 2020 40,614 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup No, but I know a pilot
colindglen Apr 2020 8:49pm, 26 Apr 2020 472 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I know a virgin
colindglen Apr 2020 8:49pm, 26 Apr 2020 473 posts	Quote Pin colindglen Actually, I don't
Nellers Apr 2020 9:06pm, 26 Apr 2020 36,154 posts	Quote Pin Nellers That was quick work Colindglen.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:08pm, 26 Apr 2020 40,617 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I’ll set someone up . . .