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colindglen Apr 2020 11:09am, 26 Apr 2020 471 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
XB Apr 2020 11:15am, 26 Apr 2020 9,414 posts	Quote Pin XB His female colleague still gets her flaps out when she's on the landing.
JRitchie Apr 2020 11:27am, 26 Apr 2020 1,767 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie I think I've met her XB, initially she was impressed with my thrust potential however when she pulled on my stick the undercarriage just wouldn't come up. Sadly it meant I couldn't show off my controlled descent. Turns out she was a man, too much drag creates insufficient lift as they say.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 11:30am, 26 Apr 2020 40,591 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup ^ ^^
mr d Apr 2020 12:03pm, 26 Apr 2020 3,641 posts	Quote Pin mr d My wife complained that I never buy her flowers. I was too embarrassed to admit that I didn't know she sold flowers.
daz1927 Apr 2020 1:48pm, 26 Apr 2020 5,735 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Guys, if your wife or partner is going to leave you try and get her to leave with her bags packed at 8pm on a Thursday so it looks like all the street hates her as well.
mushroom Apr 2020 2:42pm, 26 Apr 2020 1,114 posts	Quote Pin mushroom I'm all primed for the end of this page..
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Apr 2020 3:13pm, 26 Apr 2020 32,653 posts	Quote Pin ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ We all know the drill now.
PK Apr 2020 3:15pm, 26 Apr 2020 208 posts	Quote Pin PK Nearly there.....
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 3:16pm, 26 Apr 2020 5,688 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red Undercarriage down.....