Joke of the day........

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colindglen Apr 2020 11:09am, 26 Apr 2020 471 posts	0 colindglen I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
XB Apr 2020 11:15am, 26 Apr 2020 9,414 posts	0 XB His female colleague still gets her flaps out when she's on the landing.
JRitchie Apr 2020 11:27am, 26 Apr 2020 1,767 posts	0 JRitchie I think I've met her XB, initially she was impressed with my thrust potential however when she pulled on my stick the undercarriage just wouldn't come up. Sadly it meant I couldn't show off my controlled descent. Turns out she was a man, too much drag creates insufficient lift as they say.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 11:30am, 26 Apr 2020 40,591 posts	0 Derby Tup ^ ^^
mr d Apr 2020 12:03pm, 26 Apr 2020 3,641 posts	0 mr d My wife complained that I never buy her flowers. I was too embarrassed to admit that I didn't know she sold flowers.
daz1927 Apr 2020 1:48pm, 26 Apr 2020 5,735 posts	0 daz1927 Guys, if your wife or partner is going to leave you try and get her to leave with her bags packed at 8pm on a Thursday so it looks like all the street hates her as well.
mushroom Apr 2020 2:42pm, 26 Apr 2020 1,114 posts	0 mushroom I'm all primed for the end of this page..
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Apr 2020 3:13pm, 26 Apr 2020 32,653 posts	0 ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ We all know the drill now.
PK Apr 2020 3:15pm, 26 Apr 2020 208 posts	0 PK Nearly there.....
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 3:16pm, 26 Apr 2020 5,688 posts	0 Eynsham Red Undercarriage down.....