Joke of the day........

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Apr 2020
9:19am, 26 Apr 2020
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colindglen
I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Apr 2020
9:19am, 26 Apr 2020
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colindglen
Boom
Apr 2020
9:22am, 26 Apr 2020
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Derby Tup
Screw it; tea break time here
Apr 2020
9:23am, 26 Apr 2020
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Eynsham Red
Anus
Apr 2020
9:39am, 26 Apr 2020
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Nellers
I think the quality of humour since the DIY theme arrived has dropped overall.
Apr 2020
9:41am, 26 Apr 2020
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Eynsham Red
We probably need a ladder to climb back up.
Apr 2020
9:48am, 26 Apr 2020
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♪♫ Synge ♪♫
You're all off your trolley - please don't do it all again.
Apr 2020
10:10am, 26 Apr 2020
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colindglen
We're going to coverall subjects here
Apr 2020
10:29am, 26 Apr 2020
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Maclennane
No more big gaps between jokes, please
Apr 2020
10:33am, 26 Apr 2020
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Derby Tup
We tried sex yesterday builders style. You stay in all day but nobody comes

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