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colindglen Apr 2020 9:19am, 26 Apr 2020 466 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
colindglen Apr 2020 9:19am, 26 Apr 2020 467 posts	Quote Pin colindglen Boom
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:22am, 26 Apr 2020 40,575 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Screw it; tea break time here
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 9:23am, 26 Apr 2020 5,681 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red Anus
Nellers Apr 2020 9:39am, 26 Apr 2020 36,140 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I think the quality of humour since the DIY theme arrived has dropped overall.
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 9:41am, 26 Apr 2020 5,683 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red We probably need a ladder to climb back up.
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Apr 2020 9:48am, 26 Apr 2020 32,641 posts	Quote Pin ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ You're all off your trolley - please don't do it all again.
colindglen Apr 2020 10:10am, 26 Apr 2020 468 posts	Quote Pin colindglen We're going to coverall subjects here
Maclennane Apr 2020 10:29am, 26 Apr 2020 24,144 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane No more big gaps between jokes, please
Derby Tup Apr 2020 10:33am, 26 Apr 2020 40,579 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup We tried sex yesterday builders style. You stay in all day but nobody comes