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Fizz :-) Apr 2020 10:25pm, 25 Apr 2020 3,705 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . . (Fingers crossed!)
Derby Tup Apr 2020 10:26pm, 25 Apr 2020 40,554 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
mushroom Apr 2020 8:02am, 26 Apr 2020 1,113 posts	Quote Pin mushroom This pilot, with all this decorating, he's not exactly a good advert for social distancing is he..?
Diogenes Apr 2020 8:04am, 26 Apr 2020 47,902 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Let’s just gloss over that, or sweep it under the matt.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 8:16am, 26 Apr 2020 40,562 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup You mean brush it under the matt?
Nicholls595 Apr 2020 8:40am, 26 Apr 2020 20,309 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Reading about the decorating pilot makes me quite emulsional
Nellers Apr 2020 8:56am, 26 Apr 2020 36,136 posts	Quote Pin Nellers This thread is falling apart and sticking to this subject is barely papering over the cracks.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 8:57am, 26 Apr 2020 40,569 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I would chip in with something about wall paper but I’m struggling
McGoohan Apr 2020 9:01am, 26 Apr 2020 44,883 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan You'd have to be plastered to make terrible jokes like this. Frankly, most of these posts are filler. I feel mortar-ly wounded by them.
Nicholls595 Apr 2020 9:04am, 26 Apr 2020 20,314 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 We've heard a lot about his landing painting, but could he do a kitchen and bathroom paint?