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Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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Raemond
Raemond
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9:07am, 26 Apr 2020
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Hang it all, if you want a decent joke telling on this thread I guess you have to DIY.
Nellers
Nellers
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9:09am, 26 Apr 2020
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Raemond nailed it.
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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9:12am, 26 Apr 2020
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Point hammered home nicely there Nellers
colindglen
colindglen
Apr 2020
9:14am, 26 Apr 2020
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colindglen
Screw this for a joke thread
McGoohan
McGoohan
Apr 2020
9:16am, 26 Apr 2020
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McGoohan
Everybody's B&Qing up to make these puns now. It's getting on my Wickes. I'm going Home(base).
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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Surely can’t be many puns left to tack on now?
colindglen
colindglen
Apr 2020
9:18am, 26 Apr 2020
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colindglen
It's plane to see we've lost the plot (bet you saw that coming)?
Nellers
Nellers
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9:19am, 26 Apr 2020
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Nellers
If I ever find out who started this decorating thing on here they're going to get pasted.

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