Joke of the day........

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Apr 2020
9:05am, 26 Apr 2020
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Derby Tup
I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.

l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Apr 2020
9:05am, 26 Apr 2020
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Derby Tup
🎯
Apr 2020
9:07am, 26 Apr 2020
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Raemond
Hang it all, if you want a decent joke telling on this thread I guess you have to DIY.
Apr 2020
9:09am, 26 Apr 2020
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Nellers
Raemond nailed it.
Apr 2020
9:12am, 26 Apr 2020
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Derby Tup
Point hammered home nicely there Nellers
Apr 2020
9:14am, 26 Apr 2020
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colindglen
Screw this for a joke thread
Apr 2020
9:16am, 26 Apr 2020
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McGoohan
Everybody's B&Qing up to make these puns now. It's getting on my Wickes. I'm going Home(base).
Apr 2020
9:17am, 26 Apr 2020
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Derby Tup
Surely can’t be many puns left to tack on now?
Apr 2020
9:18am, 26 Apr 2020
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colindglen
It's plane to see we've lost the plot (bet you saw that coming)?
Apr 2020
9:19am, 26 Apr 2020
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Nellers
If I ever find out who started this decorating thing on here they're going to get pasted.

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