Joke of the day........

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Chrisity Apr 2020 5:06pm, 24 Apr 2020 17,405 posts	0 Chrisity nearly there......
The Terminator Apr 2020 5:06pm, 24 Apr 2020 8,799 posts	0 The Terminator Sorry 🙈
Chrisity Apr 2020 5:07pm, 24 Apr 2020 17,406 posts	0 Chrisity landed Arse TT
Derby Tup Apr 2020 6:03pm, 24 Apr 2020 40,470 posts	0 Derby Tup I’ve invented a new word . . . Plagiarism
Binks Apr 2020 6:40pm, 24 Apr 2020 7,994 posts	0 Binks "So what made you leave medicine to become a comedian?" "The thrill of being applauded and cheered by strangers every night."
Diogenes Apr 2020 6:47pm, 24 Apr 2020 47,856 posts	0 Diogenes [Binks follows the same people on Twitter as I do]
Chrisity Apr 2020 4:42pm, 25 Apr 2020 17,414 posts	0 Chrisity No man is an Island. I keep telling my mate Barry, but will he listen?
Dillthedog Apr 2020 8:49pm, 25 Apr 2020 3,728 posts	0 Dillthedog A Vicar from the USA has just died after injecting himself with disinfectant. Trump is being charged with bleach of the priest.
daz1927 Apr 2020 10:22pm, 25 Apr 2020 5,733 posts	0 daz1927 Well, another RBM, quelle surprise. So happy to see everyone looking at my profile 👍🤪 That women’s running 10K was one which I marshalled at, hence no race time for me.
daz1927 Apr 2020 10:22pm, 25 Apr 2020 5,734 posts	0 daz1927 When your wife's doing a 1000 piece jigsaw and asks, 'do you ever wish you hadn't started something?' Turns out 'our relationship' wasn't the answer she wanted.