Joke of the day........

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GordonG Oct 2019 2:02pm, 2 Oct 2019 7,836 posts	0 GordonG [i believe that Eddie Izzard used to voice a sat nav, which said things like "bear left... monkey right"]
richmac Oct 2019 2:03pm, 2 Oct 2019 12,180 posts	0 richmac ^ did just keep telling you to turn around ? did it occasionally fall apart ?
PK Oct 2019 2:06pm, 2 Oct 2019 29 posts	0 PK I used to have Ultravox as my SatNav, but it kept reminiscing about a holiday in Austria.
Diogenes Oct 2019 2:08pm, 2 Oct 2019 40,806 posts	0 Diogenes The John Denver SatNav is fine as long as you don't mind taking the scenic route
colindglen Oct 2019 2:10pm, 2 Oct 2019 427 posts	0 colindglen I love my sat nav. I’d be lost without it.
colindglen Oct 2019 2:11pm, 2 Oct 2019 428 posts	0 colindglen Got a Bon Jovi sat nav. Apparently we’re half way there.
GordonG Oct 2019 2:22pm, 2 Oct 2019 7,837 posts	0 GordonG Got a Talking Heads sat nav. it's so bloody pessimistic...
um Oct 2019 2:24pm, 2 Oct 2019 1,275 posts	0 um Don't get a proclaimers one, it's useless and just wants to walk everywhere. And then do it again.
Nellers Oct 2019 2:30pm, 2 Oct 2019 34,922 posts	0 Nellers I got a Chris Rea satnav. For some reason I ended up in Slough.
Diogenes Oct 2019 2:32pm, 2 Oct 2019 40,808 posts	0 Diogenes My Rose Royce SatNav is rubbish, it only knows one destination, but, on the other hand, my car's cleaner than it's ever been.