Joke of the day........

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Stander Oct 2019 2:38pm, 2 Oct 2019 16,101 posts	0 Stander My Tony Christie SatNav keeps asking me for directions
richmac Oct 2019 2:52pm, 2 Oct 2019 12,181 posts	0 richmac My U2 sat nav only works on very minor roads
Diogenes Oct 2019 3:02pm, 2 Oct 2019 40,811 posts	0 Diogenes Got a Soul II Soul SatNav. Ended up miles away and completely out of fuel.
Diogenes Oct 2019 3:05pm, 2 Oct 2019 40,812 posts	0 Diogenes And don't talk to me about the Average White Band option. All was good until we reached a roundabout after which I got so dizzy that the policeman who arrested me assumed I was drunk.
Binks Oct 2019 3:08pm, 2 Oct 2019 7,923 posts	0 Binks My car GPS keeps taking me to a toilet and telling me to boldly go. I think I must have bought a shat nav.
richmac Oct 2019 6:13pm, 2 Oct 2019 12,187 posts	0 richmac Greg's are stockpiling sausage rolls ahead of Brexit. They are preparing for the wurst.
daz1927 Oct 2019 7:39pm, 2 Oct 2019 5,597 posts	0 daz1927 It's that time of the year again. A load of women at work are saying that they plan to "stay dry for October"! I said "Fat chance with a hunk like me in the building!"
Pothunter Oct 2019 7:43pm, 2 Oct 2019 1,592 posts	0 Pothunter Sundays are always a little sad but... The day before is a sadder day
Seratonin Oct 2019 8:36pm, 2 Oct 2019 27,293 posts	0 Seratonin I got a Daz1927 sat nav but I had to turn it off as most of the instructions were bleeped out
postieboy Oct 2019 8:54pm, 2 Oct 2019 6,218 posts	0 postieboy In 200 yards, the next turning has been removed by the moderator. 😉