Joke of the day........

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10:25pm, 1 Oct 2019
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Diogenes
That’s awful. And anyway, the metropolitan elite have much more to answer for.
Oct 2019
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colindglen
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Oct 2019
10:49am, 2 Oct 2019
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Binks
Looking forward to the MOTM interview.

Questioner - Daz, what would you say is your greatest weakness?
Daz - Probably my honesty
Questioner - I don't think honesty is a weakness
Daz - I don't give a fuck what you think
Oct 2019
11:02am, 2 Oct 2019
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colindglen
^ :-)
Oct 2019
12:35pm, 2 Oct 2019
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Red Squirrel
:)
Oct 2019
12:57pm, 2 Oct 2019
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Derby Tup
:-)
Oct 2019
1:10pm, 2 Oct 2019
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Badger
This could be the first MOTM interview where the MOTM gets a ban along with half the questioners :)
Oct 2019
1:49pm, 2 Oct 2019
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Binks
I suspect that if Daz actually did get the most votes then in the "public interest" the award will end up going to Runner McRunface
Oct 2019
1:54pm, 2 Oct 2019
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TomahawkMike
I have come back to a series of replies and must say, we wuz robbed of jokes on this page (almost)? I thought Fetch re-instated the "+" button so that we can show our appreciation without the need for a series of emoji responses. :( (That's an 80's emoji)

A warning - Dont select Bono from U2 as your satnav voice. I did this yesterday and now the streets have no name and I still havent found what I 'm looking for.
Oct 2019
1:58pm, 2 Oct 2019
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Angus Clydesdale
I selected the Bonnie Tyler voice on my sat nav. Never did make it to Italy...

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