Joke of the day........

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Molesy Sep 2019 8:40pm, 29 Sep 2019 3,393 posts	0 Molesy Whose jike got pulled then?
Markymarkmark Sep 2019 10:01pm, 29 Sep 2019 9,712 posts	0 Markymarkmark Why are Toblerones triangular? So they fit in the box.
Muttley Sep 2019 12:25pm, 30 Sep 2019 455 posts	0 Muttley That old gag about WRACs reminds me of a similar one from the Navy. What's the difference between a Dominos pizza and an escape hatch? Wrens have no problem getting through the pizza.
Jock Itch Sep 2019 7:45pm, 30 Sep 2019 13,035 posts	0 Jock Itch I don't really like jokes that use sexual innuendos... But I do like to slip one in occasionally!
daz1927 Sep 2019 9:02pm, 30 Sep 2019 5,593 posts	0 daz1927 Does anyone know how to cancel an Ebay bid?...I put £3 on a cowboy outfit and now I'm six minutes away from owning the Labour party.
daz1927 Sep 2019 9:09pm, 30 Sep 2019 5,594 posts	0 daz1927 My missus asked me for a joke about sexual innuendo? So I gave a one!
daz1927 Sep 2019 9:10pm, 30 Sep 2019 5,595 posts	0 daz1927 Her one!
Bazoaxe Sep 2019 9:11pm, 30 Sep 2019 15,301 posts	0 Bazoaxe kinda spoils the joke when you get it a wee bit wrong daz
daz1927 Sep 2019 9:12pm, 30 Sep 2019 5,596 posts	0 daz1927 Indeed Should’ve gone to spec savers
Derby Tup Sep 2019 9:16pm, 30 Sep 2019 34,536 posts	0 Derby Tup So it’s true what they say about it ruining your eyesight?