Joke of the day........

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Shortcut Cam Sep 2019 7:56pm, 27 Sep 2019 1,129 posts	0 Shortcut Cam A lorry transporting vapour rub has just overturned on the M4. Police have said there will be no congestion for 8 hours
Sigh Sep 2019 7:57pm, 27 Sep 2019 4,531 posts	0 Sigh
gcwenn Sep 2019 11:59am, 28 Sep 2019 3,284 posts	0 gcwenn A went for a check up today and he stuck a finger up my arse. Do you think I need a new dentist?
Diogenes Sep 2019 1:59pm, 28 Sep 2019 40,633 posts	0 Diogenes No, but you need to make sure he washes his hands before he gives you a filling)
Jock Itch Sep 2019 5:35pm, 28 Sep 2019 13,034 posts	0 Jock Itch BREAKING. A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger!
Jason1969 Sep 2019 6:26pm, 28 Sep 2019 12,773 posts	0 Jason1969 You compliment someone on their luxuriant moustache and suddenly she's not your friend any more.
Seratonin Sep 2019 10:09pm, 28 Sep 2019 27,249 posts	0 Seratonin Above joke reminds me of an old fave: What's the difference between a sea lion and a WRAC? One is 20 stone, has a moustache and smells of fish; the other is an aquatic sea mammal.
B-Lass Sep 2019 10:33pm, 28 Sep 2019 11,263 posts	0 B-Lass My dog Minton has eaten all of my shuttlecocks!! Badminton!! 😂🙈
Bez-head Sep 2019 9:30am, 29 Sep 2019 4,782 posts	0 Bez-head I rang Sainsbury’s and asked to speak to Emile Deal.
Nellers Sep 2019 9:41am, 29 Sep 2019 34,879 posts	0 Nellers Wife isn’t talking to me because I keep reciting Elton John lyrics. I don’t know how long this will last but I think it’s going to be a long long time.