Sign In or Create Account

Joke of the day........

504 watchers

M1nty Sep 2019 9:32pm, 24 Sep 2019 589 posts	0 M1nty One of the largest ever peace-time mobilisations of aircraft to leave the UK has taken place tonight, to bring back hundreds of stranded Tory MPs from their bonus September breaks abroad in time for Parliament to sit at 11:30am tomorrow.
FenlandRunner Sep 2019 9:35pm, 24 Sep 2019 2,668 posts	0 FenlandRunner Luv it Minty. And to go against the tide I thought the Bury joke funny.
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:03pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,307 posts	0 McGoohan The word nun is just the letter n doing a forward roll.
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:04pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,308 posts	0 McGoohan If you are the older twin, call your twin a few times a day and say, “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago.
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:04pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,309 posts	0 McGoohan It's my son's birthday today and he is 4. Seeing as money is very tight at the moment we are not going to tell him.
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:06pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,310 posts	0 McGoohan So how do you like living in North Korea? I can't complain.
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:07pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,311 posts	0 McGoohan I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:08pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,312 posts	0 McGoohan The Isle of Dogs is the Isle of Man's best friend.
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:10pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,313 posts	0 McGoohan I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts, 'That's just for starters!'
McGoohan Sep 2019 10:11pm, 24 Sep 2019 41,314 posts	0 McGoohan Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.

About This Thread

Maintained by PhatButFit

Related Threads

Mundane Joke Thread Nov 2021
Fetch Body Parts Nov 2011
Three words before sex Oct 2024
The joke punchlines thread Jul 2024
Bosoms! Dec 2021
What have you asked Alexa today? Nov 2021
Innuendo of the day... Nov 2011
Things non-runners say Mar 2023
JUST SAY NO Oct 2024
Is this really a thing? Apr 2024

fun
jokes
sofa

Back To Top

Tag A User

To tag a user, start typing their name here:

X

Free training & racing tools for runners, cyclists, swimmers & walkers.

Fetcheveryone lets you analyse your training, find races, plot routes, chat in our forum, get advice, play games - and more! Nothing is behind a paywall, and it'll stay that way thanks to our awesome community!

Get Started
Click here to join 113,809 Fetchies!

Already a Fetchie? Sign in here