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Today my book " The best Places To Have Kinky And Exciting Sex" was published.. ..It will be on bookshelves on Monday..Then on top of the washing machine on Tuesday... .Wednesday it's on the back seat of the car.... Thursdays the kitchen table..
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I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.
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If you want to play a real life version of Pac-Man then go to DFS and try and avoid the salesman.
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Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus asks for a table for 26.

The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.”

Jesus says, “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
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My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
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Having trouble understanding top heavy fractions?

Our helpline is open 24/7.
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We're about to have a bad spell of wether.
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Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."

Me: "Efficient."
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Help! I’m playing Scrabble with Midge Ure. I’ve only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me: OVNR.
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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

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