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Joke of the day........

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jda
jda
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8:00am, 22 Sep 2019
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The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
George Smiley
George Smiley
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George Smiley
Tomorrow it's your turn in the barrel
Stander
Stander
Sep 2019
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Stander
So that I could keep on doing it.
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
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9:53am, 22 Sep 2019
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But if I lift both bollocks, I can see the clock on the village church.
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Sep 2019
9:54am, 22 Sep 2019
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Derby Tup
No, it is for my armpits
Nellers
Nellers
Sep 2019
9:55am, 22 Sep 2019
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Nellers
A stick
jda
jda
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10:09am, 22 Sep 2019
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jda
Log cabin
Molesy
Molesy
Sep 2019
10:10am, 22 Sep 2019
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Molesy
"no" she replies. "this time its mayonnaise"
Molesy
Molesy
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10:25am, 22 Sep 2019
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Molesy
I used to be six foot three!
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Sep 2019
10:40am, 22 Sep 2019
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Nicholls595
I needed somewhere to park my bike

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