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GordonG Sep 2019 8:55am, 23 Sep 2019 7,830 posts	Quote Pin GordonG ...and like the Lone Ranger, McGoohan rides to the rescue!
Stander Sep 2019 9:37am, 23 Sep 2019 16,062 posts	Quote Pin Stander Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day
Nessie Sep 2019 10:46am, 23 Sep 2019 893 posts	Quote Pin Nessie The.
HappyG(rrr) Sep 2019 10:55am, 23 Sep 2019 32,442 posts	Quote Pin HappyG(rrr) [Pedantry. Surely McG's 41271 should be "Efficient. X. Three."? Alternatives would be: "Efficient. Inaccurate." Or "Efficient and accurate"? FWIW, I thought daz's Irish twin daughters joke was pretty tame by his standards. However, I'm happy to be guided by my more politically correct betters.] ...He let out a huge, manly trump. "Virgin!"
Muttley Sep 2019 10:58am, 23 Sep 2019 448 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I was in the shoe shop trying on a new pair of loafers. I said to the assistant I thought they were half a size too small, and she advised trying again with the tongue out. "It'th no good, they're thtill half a thithe too thmall," I told her.
Markymarkmark Sep 2019 4:03pm, 23 Sep 2019 9,665 posts	Quote Pin Markymarkmark Is Maternity Benefit a Lump Sum?
Nessie Sep 2019 7:45pm, 23 Sep 2019 895 posts	Quote Pin Nessie Does every sentence need to have a vegetable in it? Not nececelery.
Binks Sep 2019 7:49pm, 23 Sep 2019 7,917 posts	Quote Pin Binks What do you think I asked for? A 12-inch pianist? WTF happened here anyway?
Nessie Sep 2019 11:08pm, 23 Sep 2019 896 posts	Quote Pin Nessie I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt wagon last night. "You stupid idiot" I shouted, through gritted teeth.
Nessie Sep 2019 11:10pm, 23 Sep 2019 897 posts	Quote Pin Nessie [page 1605, third post, Binks]