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Joke of the day........

1 lurker | 507 watchers
Jun 2018
5:11pm, 7 Jun 2018
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HappyG(rrr)
[Hmmm, doesn't sound the worst, but depends perhaps on context. Fanks. Misery out of put!]
Jun 2018
12:33am, 8 Jun 2018
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mr d
[nothing wrong with that one, except I don't think it's the first time I have seen it on the thread, not sure I am going to type the memorable words into the search box and look for it]
Jun 2018
3:15pm, 8 Jun 2018
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Mountkeen
Picked up a hitchhiker last night.

He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer?

I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
Jun 2018
6:59pm, 8 Jun 2018
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fetcheveryone
[I had a complaint from a user, so I removed it. Doesn't reflect my opinion on the joke, nor its quality.]
Ted
Jun 2018
8:18pm, 8 Jun 2018
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Ted
1 single complaint from 92k+ users?
Jun 2018
8:21pm, 8 Jun 2018
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Oranj
+1. It was a rubbish 'joke'.
Jun 2018
9:01pm, 8 Jun 2018
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Derby Tup
+1 and we’d had it before
Jun 2018
10:08pm, 8 Jun 2018
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Dillthedog57
If Fetch decides it has to go, that’s good enough for me.
Jun 2018
11:01pm, 8 Jun 2018
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buttscratcher
On the plus side eight people liked it
Jun 2018
11:05pm, 8 Jun 2018
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buttscratcher
Wait, who liked it after it more after was removed?

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