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Joke of the day........

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Nick Cook
More importantly..In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can get two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
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Groan^^
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Derby Tup
Stale, greasy and lumpen :(
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Stander
I was going to tell you a joke about the future but none of you liked it.
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The barman said 'we don't serve time travelllers here'.

A time traveller walked into a bar.
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Jock Itch
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.

Pharmacist "Do you want me to put that on your bill?"

Duck: "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
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What's green and has wheels?

Grass (I lied about the wheels)
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[What was buttscratcher's one that was removed by moderator?! I want to knooooow! A précis will do, obv! Love iPlod's drunk husband one. I love a long story joke rather than a one liner. Shaggy dog? Or was that why butt scratcher's one was removed?! :-) G]
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Sigh
[Buttscratcher's removed one was about someone mistaking their reflection in a blank TV screen as a porn movie....]
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Derby Tup
( V polite Sigh. I thought he’d posted it on here by mistake and it was actually an entry for his blog ;) )

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