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Nick Cook Jun 2018 2:03pm, 5 Jun 2018 30,590 posts	0 Nick Cook More importantly..In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can get two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75. Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
richmac Jun 2018 2:30pm, 5 Jun 2018 11,264 posts	0 richmac Groan^^
Derby Tup Jun 2018 2:55pm, 5 Jun 2018 25,965 posts	0 Derby Tup Stale, greasy and lumpen
Stander Jun 2018 6:55am, 6 Jun 2018 15,672 posts	0 Stander I was going to tell you a joke about the future but none of you liked it.
um Jun 2018 8:58am, 6 Jun 2018 276 posts	0 um The barman said 'we don't serve time travelllers here'. A time traveller walked into a bar.
Jock Itch Jun 2018 3:04pm, 7 Jun 2018 12,492 posts	0 Jock Itch A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom. Pharmacist "Do you want me to put that on your bill?" Duck: "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
Raemond Jun 2018 3:05pm, 7 Jun 2018 140 posts	0 Raemond What's green and has wheels? Grass (I lied about the wheels)
HappyG(rrr) Jun 2018 3:28pm, 7 Jun 2018 28,854 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) [What was buttscratcher's one that was removed by moderator?! I want to knooooow! A précis will do, obv! Love iPlod's drunk husband one. I love a long story joke rather than a one liner. Shaggy dog? Or was that why butt scratcher's one was removed?! G]
Sigh Jun 2018 4:18pm, 7 Jun 2018 1,793 posts	0 Sigh [Buttscratcher's removed one was about someone mistaking their reflection in a blank TV screen as a porn movie....]
Derby Tup Jun 2018 4:30pm, 7 Jun 2018 25,984 posts	0 Derby Tup ( V polite Sigh. I thought he’d posted it on here by mistake and it was actually an entry for his blog )