Joke of the day........

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Nessie May 2018 1:35pm, 22 May 2018 504 posts	0 Nessie What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
peachy May 2018 3:23pm, 22 May 2018 1,847 posts	0 peachy What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but how they hell do you feed yourself with that?
Jock Itch May 2018 10:22pm, 22 May 2018 12,487 posts	0 Jock Itch What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers.
Superjools May 2018 10:34pm, 22 May 2018 449 posts	0 Superjools How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it
Binks May 2018 9:54am, 23 May 2018 7,806 posts	0 Binks As a book editor I can't stand innuendos. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately.
mushroom May 2018 1:42am, 25 May 2018 984 posts	0 mushroom I googled 'How to start a wild fire?' I got 45,800 matches...
mushroom May 2018 1:44am, 25 May 2018 985 posts	0 mushroom I found a hat on the pavement with £17.00 in it. I thought the man across the road would pick it up, but then I realised he was too busy juggling.
mushroom May 2018 1:46am, 25 May 2018 986 posts	0 mushroom The only thing that 'flat-earthers' fear is sphere itself..
Jock Itch May 2018 7:03am, 25 May 2018 12,488 posts	0 Jock Itch Does Hank Marvin get fed every time he introduces himself?
GordonG May 2018 8:35am, 25 May 2018 7,520 posts	0 GordonG i had a blazing row with my wife last night. She picked up a book called "Why Men Don't Understand What Women Say" and threw it at me. Luckily it went right over my head.