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JulesR May 2018 9:26am, 25 May 2018 25,296 posts	Quote 10 pins JulesR He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
Sigh May 2018 1:43pm, 25 May 2018 1,710 posts	Quote 12 pins Sigh I cooked a medium rare steak for my wife. She said "I like it well done." I replied, "Thanks, that means a lot."
richmac May 2018 4:19pm, 25 May 2018 11,255 posts	Quote 8 pins richmac A cannibal cooked a medium rare. Guy should have seen it coming.
Nessie May 2018 5:52pm, 25 May 2018 509 posts	Quote 5 pins Nessie [To the tune of "Video killed the radio star" by the Buggles] I got the first email on April twenty two Would you please re-subscribe so more spam could come through? I thought “Who are they?” and I knew what I should do Oh a oh That was the first one Oh-a oh But not the last one A dozen more reached me on April 23 And then a dozen more, I was not filled with glee Please stop already oh will you just let me be? The new rules killed the spam email star The new rules killed the spam email star It’s unkind spam mails to mar, we can't rewind it’s gone too far Restriction came and broke their heart Put the blame on GDPR
Dvorak May 2018 8:50pm, 25 May 2018 16,110 posts	Quote 5 pins Dvorak A ferret with diarrhoea. There's two things you don't want running down your trouser legs.
Sigh May 2018 10:10pm, 25 May 2018 1,712 posts	Quote 8 pins Sigh
Shortcut Cam May 2018 12:47pm, 26 May 2018 937 posts	Quote 4 pins Shortcut Cam I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
May 2018 11:34am, 28 May 2018 391 posts	Quote 8 pins [Removed by moderator]
Mountkeen May 2018 11:40am, 30 May 2018 372 posts	Quote 18 pins Mountkeen I was shocked to receive a phone call from the hospital this morning, telling me that my wife had been suddenly admitted. "How is she?" I asked with alarm. "Critical," the nurse replied. "I might have known," I sighed. "What's she complaining about now?
ferret May 2018 2:33pm, 30 May 2018 2,824 posts	Quote 1 pin ferret Dvorak